"Don't Write Down Your Crimes" Notebook (SIGNED) - US Shipping

 "Don't write down your crimes." Clearly, some criminals missed Simon's memo. Be smarter than that (right?). This sleek, faux-leather notebook is emblazoned with the golden rule from The Casual Criminalist.

Inside, you will find Simon's full criminal commandments printed for reference, along with his personal signature. It's the perfect, subtly stylish companion for completely legal notes and sinisterly innocent plans.

Just remember: If you are committing crimes, maybe skip this one.

Note: Ships from the US.  If you are in Europe: Please choose the EU version for better shipping rates.